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Offline PerRock

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Oh Praise the holy.... Google?
« on: January 22, 2007, 12:10:47 AM »
Yup, found this online. and if anyone is an internet 'junkie' like me, you'll like this;

Our Google, who art in internet,
Greatness be thy Name.
Thy Answers come.
When Searches be Done,
On Pc's as its calculated in internet.
Give us our Maps and daily Gmail.
And give us our Daily Trends,
As we seek out those in ZeitGeist.
And lead us not into the darkness of MSN,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
The Google is my Lord; I shall never want,
Thy Maketh me search in the great vastness:
Thy leadeth me to proper results.
Thy Restoreth my page:
Thy leadeth me in the links of righteiusness for the crawlers sake.
YEA!!! though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Microsoft.
I will "do no evil" For thou art with me;
Oh, thy Picasa and thy webaccelerator, they Comfort me,
Thou preparest a page before me in the presence of mine enemies:
Microsoft, Yahoo, Aim, and others who give to evil too willingly.
Oh, my cache runneth over with your light.
Surely security and viruslessness shall follow me all the days of my


Anyone else have some humorous internet related stuff?

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and this is our part of the forum... ill post naked jewish midget slamdancing if i want to. :P

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Re: Oh Praise the holy.... Google?
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 11:45:12 AM »
Is Windows A Virus?

No, Windows is not a virus.

Here's what viruses do:

    * They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
    * Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
    * Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
    * Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.
    * Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that's with Windows, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

Windows 2000 Error Messages

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000.

   1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
   2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
   3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
   4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
   5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
   6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
   7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
   8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
   9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
  10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
  11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
  12. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
  13. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
  14. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  15. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
  16. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  17. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  18. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
  19. User Error: Replace user.
  20. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
  21. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
  22. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
  23. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2007, 11:48:59 AM by ZapperJet »

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Re: Oh Praise the holy.... Google?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 09:20:09 PM »
Zap i love that
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