Don't forget the publicity stunt of having the Little Engine that Could pull your train lol.
As I said, I'm not a car host when he comes around so much as I am crowd control. A typical day goes like this: wake up before the sun does, report in by 7AM, load passengers, make sure everyone behaves on the 30-minute trip while listening to the same corny show tunes blaring over and over on the PA system, hand out cheap picture frames, get everyone offloaded. Repeat for the next 10 hours or until you snap. ;D
Last time he came down to our Museum (this past April/May), the second Friday (so we still had two more days to go) straightline winds shredded all the tents and closed the event. In a fit of sheer geekiness/boredom, I did up a recounting of the events that transpired that day in the form of a Seconds From Disaster narrative. :P